I have been advised to keep a list of my published work. So far, I have reported on:
One lost cat (found)
The town's fish hatchery
The annual rose show
The artistry of Miss Prudence Peesnape and her lovely china painting
Opening of the History of Textiles Exhibit at one of the local library branches
Review of Miss Elvira Smythe's Mozart concert
I do not think this list could get any more boring. Lost cats, fish, roses, and textiles, oh my! Call out the militia! I had a hard time deciding which female what more silly or lacking in talent: Miss Pru or Miss Elvira. My editor will not take me seriously if I am only allowed to cover these types of events. I must uncover the real events in this town. I must!
Where is the adventure, the danger in this town? Not at a stupid rose show, let me tell you.